Saturday, August 18, 2012

Bold and Smart

I want to be "bold" and "smart" like Paul Ryan. So I just threw my 86 year old dad out of his house, kicked a beggar in the face, loosened the bolts on the wheelchairs up at the hospital, told a Mexican to go home and replaced a woman's birth control pills with aspirin. Whew! What a day.

©2012 Kona Lowell

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