San Antonio, Texas. Today Konajournal is on the road to look into the movement called Open Carry Texas and to try to ascertain exactly why these citizens feel the need to not only arm themselves but to openly display their weapons.
We are in San Antonio
outside that famous shrine of Texas independence, The Alamo, where
members of the movement have gathered. There's quite a crowd, but
everyone seems to be behaving in an orderly fashion. Let's see if we can
talk with a few of these well-armed activists.
"Hello, sir. I'm with Konajournal. I see you have a Glock there on your hip. Can I ask your name and why you are involved in the Open Carry movement?
bet. Trey Bugsdik. I'm from Waxahachie. Heck, we're just expressin' our
God-given 2nd Amendment rights. It's in the Bible. If that ain't a
fact, God's a possum."
"Of course. But don't you think it's a bit, well, outré?"
"You makin' fun of my name, son? Trey was my daddy's name."
"Certainly not! I meant... never mind. By the way, what kind of car do you drive?"
"Thank you. Thank you."
Well, that wasn't too productive. Let's see if we can talk to someone else. Ah, here's one.
"Sir, I'm with Konajournal. I see you have an AR-15 there. Can I ask your name and what brought you here today?"
Lance Ratzwanger. I'm from just down the road a piece in Schertz. I'm
here to show the government if they're fixin' to put me in some damn
FEMA camp they're like to have dug up more snakes than they can kill."
"I see your t-shirt has the Obama "hope" logo on it and the word "carry." That actually is pretty clever."
"Hope 'n Carry. Of course it would be funnier if you had a Cockney accent, you know, 'ope 'n carry."
"I don't get it."
"Never mind. By the way, what kind of car do you drive?"
"That big black F650 over there with the monster tires and the ladder leaning against her."
we're not getting any closer to understanding why these men feel the
need to walk around with their weapons in the open. Let's try one more.
"Sir! Yes, you, with the flag. I'm with Konajournal.
I see you have a replica of the Alamo's famous "Come and Take It" flag
and a shoulder-fired rocket launcher. Can I ask your name and why you
are a member of Open Carry Texas?"
"Howdy. Billy Ray
Verysmallpenis and I got more guts than you can hang on a fence, old
son. That Obama don't know a widget from a whangdoodle if he thinks he
can sashay down here and take our guns."
"You think he's going to do that?"
yes! That boy is as crooked as a dog's back leg! But that's why we keep
our saddles oiled and our guns greased. My momma didn't raise no Moses
"Okay, I don't even get that one."
"Where you from boy?"
"You sure you ain't some kinda Mexican?"
"Yes, pretty sure. By the way, what kind of car do you drive?
"That red Hummer with the super lift kit over down through there. Why?"
"Just curious. Thanks!"
sadly we have still not learned why these men feel the need to display
their weapons in public, although there is the common thread of
ostentatious vehicles and short tempers. But it wasn't a total waste of
time. I did get to see The Alamo. Wonder if I should remind them how
that one ended? Nah.
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