Wednesday, February 13, 2013

The Original Boston Potato Hammer!

How many times has this happened to you? You're balanced precariously on a step ladder trying to hang a picture of Elvis and Dale Earnhardt, when suddenly, "Honey, have you seen my hammer?"

"It's at the hammer repair shop, dear!"

"Again? Well, darn. I'll just use this potato."

Tap, tap, tap, splat.

"Ewww. What a mess!"

But if you had the Original Boston Potato Hammer:

Tap, tap, tap.

"Ow!!! My thumb!"

That's because the Original Boston Potato Hammer is made from authentic American rock, carved to look exactly like a potato right here in the United States of America! It's perfect for around-the-house chores, crafting, cracking macadamia nuts or slaying that brother whose sacrifices God likes better.

Perfect for the dorm or the RV! And if you order now, we'll send you a second Original Boston Potato Hammer free! Just pay additional postage and handling. Free shipping in the US, which means no Hawaii or Alaska.

Remember, it's not just a fucking rock. It's a fucking rock carved to look like a fucking potato that you can use as a fucking hammer!

©2013 Kona Lowell


  1. It's a floor wax!
    It's adessert topping!!
    It' a personal lubricant!!!
    It's the Original Boston Potato Hammer!!!!