Tuesday, October 16, 2012

Obama Did Not Win Debate #2

Hempstead, NY. If one listens to the spinners, pundits and pollsters tonight, one is likely to hear that President Obama won his second debate with former governor Mitt Romney. Nothing could be further from the truth. The president did not win, did not have the upper hand, did not edge Mitt Romney out.

No, President Obama engaged in a slaughter worthy of the best parts of the Old Testament. He didn't just win. He demolished him. He did everything but pull his head off and shit down his neck. He handed him his ass on plate. He put him on the ropes and beat him to a shapeless pulp. He mopped the floor with him. He opened a whole six-pack of Whoop-Ass and made Romney drink every fucking one of them. He beat him like a red-headed stepchild. He mortalized him. He ripped him a new one. He kicked him right in the nuts.

But he did it so presidentially.

©2012 Kona Lowell


  1. Ha ha! Well, wouldn't want to be too provacative about your assessment of the debate! Seems about right to me, though!