Palm Beach, FL. Embattled radio talker Rush Limbaugh announced this morning he will be taking a two-week self-imposed suspension as a response to the furor over his recent comments regarding Georgetown law student Sandra Fluke.
"I think it would be best for me to take some time off until things cool down a bit. Therefore, I'm returning to the Dominican Republic to do some much-needed soul searching. I will also be continuing my on-going, in-depth study of child prostitution there with a few friends."
Mr. Limbaugh also reported that this time, to avoid any confusion at customs, he will be sending the crate of Viagra and condoms on ahead by DHL.
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