Tuesday, June 19, 2012

Michigan State Rep. Confounds Fellow Lawmakers with Name Change

Lansing, MI. Michigan State Rep. Lisa Brown (D-West Bloomfield), now famous for being banned from speaking on the House floor for using the word "vagina" while protesting an anti-abortion bill, wowed the 5,000 member audience when she an other female Democratic colleagues performed Eve Ensler's "Vagina Monologues" on the Statehouse steps Monday night.

Although the performance was well-received, Ms.Brown did not rest on her laurels, but immediately contacted her attorney and began proceedings to undergo a legal name change.

A spokesman for the Michigan Statehouse said that they would most likely just call her Ms. V., but was not sure if that would mean everyone else would have to go by their last initial alone.

"We're basically fucked," the spokesman said on conditions of anonymity.

©2012 Kona Lowell

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