Romney Speech, Dog Translation

Yesterday, while only miles and minutes apart, President Obama and presumptive Republican nominee Mitt Romney delivered competing speeches defining their visions for the future of our country. Since Governor Romney has had a difficult time gaining the confidence and respect of American dogs as a result of the Seamus incident, we have here presented his speech as translated by Rexford, my neighbor's black Lab.

Bark bark bark bark hello bark bark bark bark no bark bark bark no bark no no no bark bark bark bark bark bad Obama bad bark bark no bark bark bark bad Obama bad bad bark bark bark bark no bark bark bark bark bark who's a good boy bark bark no bark no no no bark bark bark.

Bark bark no no no bark bark bark bad Obama bad bark bark bark beg bark bark bark no no bark bark bark stay bark bark bark speak bark bark bark beg bark bark bad Obama bad bad bad bark bark bark bark.

Bark bark bark no no no bark bark bark bad Obama bad bad bad bark bark bark bark bark no bark bark bark who's a good country bark bark bark no bark.

Many thanks to Rexford for his help. Information-challenged independents may substitute the words "blah blah blah" for "bark bark bark."

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