Saturday, February 4, 2012

GOP Legislates Own Personal Reality

Washington, DC. Last Thursday House Republicans took time out from their Herculean undertaking of creating gazillions of jobs to soundly and unanimously defeat a proposition that would have affirmed that Bush's debt-funded tax cuts destroyed the budget and helped cause the financial collapse. The Republican bill changes the way math functions to establish once and for all that unpaid-for tax cuts do not increase deficits. A party was held afterwards.

Next week the Republican House will take a break from creating bazillions of jobs to pass legislation declaring that Bush killed Osama bin Laden, that large quantities of little chocolate donuts reduce obesity and that women don't really mean "no" when they say "no." All three pieces of legislation are expected to pass easily.

©2012 Kona Lowell


  1. omg way too funny and truth!! A combination the Right Wingers won't understand...they find it hard to spin humor lol....Great stuff I love it!

  2. Thank you! Yes, I hardly ever laugh at the same things conservatives laugh at.