Tuesday, December 20, 2011

Libertarian Jules Manson to Change Name

Carson City, CA. California Libertarian and Tea Party activist Jules Manson has decided to change his name after a surprise visit from the Secret Service due to his call to assassinate President Obama and his family. Wrote Mr. Manson on his Facebook page:

"Assassinate the fuken (sic) nigger and his monkey children."

Mr. Manson said today that he was very, very sorry and that obviously his name conjures up negative emotions.

"With a name like that, people automatically expect you to be a violent, murderous freak and weirdo. So I'm changing 'Jules' to 'Jim.'"

© 2011 Kona Lowell

4 comments:

  1. Unbefudginglybelievable! When it comes to the right wing, fact is stranger than fiction.

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  2. I am the Jules Manson from Carson, CA and I never stated that I would change my name. What are your sources?

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  3. Oh now I get it. This is a satire site. And the funny thing is that I would change my first name over my last name.

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