Representative Michele Bachmann (R-MN) is not backing down on her claims that the HPV vaccine can cause mental retardation in teens, instead of preventing cervical cancer as it is designed to do.
"I was only parroting what some unidentified woman told me and figured that the best thing to do would be to blurt it out in a national debate in front of millions of Fox viewers. But if you go to the mall these days I think you will see all the proof you need."
Bachmann also demanded the recall of Cheetos as it is well known that lonely teenage boys that eat them frequently develop orange-colored penises.
© 2011 Kona Lowell