Tuesday, September 20, 2011

Dead Meat

Michele Bachmann, in an effort to bolster a flagging and financially desperate campaign, posed among hanging steer carcasses today at a meat-processing plant in Des Moines.

When asked if she felt it was possibly a bit ironic to be photographed surrounded by "dead meat," Ms Bachmann replied, "President Obama thinks class warfare will solve our problems. We can't be taxing the Job Creators at a time like this. The American people want jobs, not higher taxes."

Three of the reporters on the scene immediately retired from journalism, one hung himself among the beef carcasses and the lone Fox reporter quickly left the scene with an ever-widening stain in the crotch area of his Dockers.


© 2011 Kona Lowell 

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