Monday, September 26, 2011

Cain's New Campaign Slogan

Atlanta, GA. Herman Cain announced he's revving his campaign up a notch after his surprise victory in the Florida Straw Poll. The new roll-out includes a fresh new slogan designed to further energize his base:

"Cain is Able! This Brother's a Keeper."

Meanwhile, Ron Paul is thinking of reworking his "Just go ahead and fucking die" slogan to hopefully attract more of America's information-challenged youth vote.

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