Friday, September 23, 2011

The Farting Man

Republicans are starting to distance themselves from Rick Perry like elevator passengers trapped with someone suffering a severe attack of flatulence. Apparently, they're worried that his utter lack of knowledge on foreign affairs, his insistence that Social Security is an unconstitutional and illegal Ponzi scheme, his not hateful enough immigration policy and his transparently false "Texas Miracle" will not convince Americans to reject their own best interests and commit national suicide.

Maybe there's still hope though. Sarah?

© 2011 Kona Lowell 


  1. His position on Social Security is actually quite mainstream in the Republican Party. Only 19 percent of Republican voters say that they are less likely to vote for him based on his Ponzi scheme comments. The establishment knows that those are toxic for a general election, which is why they're abandoning him in drove, but they don't run the show anymore with the Tea Party in town.

  2. I'm not sure I believe that 19% figure, but the Tea Party has them by the short hairs for sure.

  3. Now I understand that foul smell here in Texas!