It's official. Consumer defender Elizabeth Warren will be running for Senator in Massachusetts to unseat one-time Cosmo model and regular guy Scott Brown. At present, she faces an uphill battle but is planning to buy a used pickup truck, wear more flannel and is searching through her college files for those old nude photos she had taken for her art class. Said Warren, "Scott has nice abs, decent pecs and is great if you like hairy chests. But when he sees these bazongas he's gonna wish I was Teddy Kennedy."