Friday, September 30, 2011

GOP Files Ethics Complaint Against Obama

Washington, D.C. Republicans filed an ethics complaint against President Obama this morning claiming that he he has been using the Office of the President to thwart their attempts to remove him from power, eliminate the middle class and return America to pre-Civil War glory.

"Mr Obama is running around the country telling people that it is unfair that billionaires don't pay the same tax rates as they do," said Sen. Mitch McConnell (R-KY). "This is fundamentally true, and we're not going to put up with that. Using the high office of the Presidency to spread facts is un-American."

"Just because he's the president does not mean he can just say any true thing he likes," stated Speaker John Boehner (R-OH). "We have traditions in this country. There is no room in governance for Mr Obama's apparent love affair with honesty. He doesn't even cheat at golf."

Candidate Mitt Romney also voiced his support for an investigation, "President Obama's sudden decision to play the truth card just goes to show that he will do anything to get re-elected. I think the American people have had enough of this. And I'm going to stand by this statement until it becomes politically unhealthy to do so."

Press Secretary Jay Carney tells us there is no plan for the President to start lying, but that he will in the future refrain from using the phrase "evil, selfish, racist pigfucks" and just say "Republican."

© 2011 Kona Lowell