Monday, September 26, 2011

Dennis Miller Endorses Herman Cain

Los Angeles, CA. The Republican nomination just became a bit more certain for Godfather's Pizza CEO Herman Cain with the endorsement of a-list entertainer and all-around smart guy Dennis Miller. The "Thinking Man's Comedian" will host a fundraiser for the candidate in Los Angeles in a move that has other GOP candidates scrambling for support of other big name celebrities.

Said Miller, "Some people see this campaign as a bit Cervantesesque, but we're not tilting at windmills. And we're not going dutch. I'm happy to play Sancho Panza to Cain, who is more than able. In fact, I'm happier than Peter O'Toole with a case of 1984 Chateau Rothschild Lafite and the cast of M Butterfly in his hot tub."

Said Mr Cain, "Huh?"

Huntsman, Gingrich, Santorum, Bachmann, Perry and Romney are all quickly sending their campaign managers out to counter this coup. David Hasselhoff, Carrot Top, Meatloaf and Ben Stein are just a few of the names mentioned to help desperate candidates compete with Miller's Hollywood clout.

Ron Paul on the other hand, has stated that he doesn't need any celebrity endorsement and is counting on the GOP's well known lack of anything resembling empathy to pull him through.

© 2011 Kona Lowell 

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