Friday, September 16, 2011

Today President Obama ran into a roadblock with congressional Republicans over his jobs bill. Mr Obama stated that he believes the best way to get unemployed Americans back to work, and boost the economy, is to immediately begin repairing decaying infrastructure and also give some much needed tax relief to the middle class.

The Republicans, after taking their fingers out of their ears and singing "la la la la la" at the top of their lungs, said something about Reagan, beat a dog with a Bible, danced in a circle around Eric Cantor while shouting "hoy, hoy, hoy!" and filed out of the chamber whistling "The Bridge Over the River Kwai."

A bewildered President Obama said, "I'm taking that as a "no."

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