Tuesday, September 13, 2011

In a new survey by moderate think tank group Third Way, it was discovered that a majority of those voters who either switched parties in the 2010 election or did not vote at all, have decided to vote for Obama in 2012. Said one survey participant, Virgil Thunk, "I thought it would be cool to see what happened if the Republicans got hold of the country again. But I didn't think it would be so scary." Thunk is a professional motorcycle daredevil who jumps rows of burning school buses and ex-bomb squad officer.

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