Monday, October 10, 2011

Columbus Day in Hawaii

In honor of Columbus, I'm making my famous Genoese ziti for dinner tonight with a nice Coda di Volpe. Afterwards, we are going to burn down my neighbor's house and build a mission on the smoking remains. If he refuses to convert, we'll kill him. It's going to be tough. He's a nuclear physicist and an atheist.

© 2011 Kona Lowell 

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